I love white smarties the best. But there are hardly ever any white ones in the roll.
I have gone ahead and put together a scientific** study focusing on the contents of smartie rolls.
Nothing happens next. I eat the smarties, I get cavities and all the teeth fall out. The End.
I have a ton of work to do. I guess the appearance of working with my figures and graphs and whatnot does not actually complete real work. Ugh.
* Not scientific, I was eating them the entire time.
** Seriously, so far from scientific that it may as well be magic
*** I lie.
**** I lie.