Since I am a crazy person, it makes perfect sense that I decided to do a juice fast. Fat Sick and Nearly Dead – watch it, it’s absolutely worth your time. If you are anything like me, be careful. You may promptly decide to buy a juicer and fast.
I love my little juicer. He is cute and small and I feel like he needs my love. (I predict him breaking in under a month, I like it rough with my appliances.)
Anyway, screw juice.
Juice is nice every once in a while and is a wonderful way to make sure you get multiple servings of fruits and veggies. It is however STUPID when it’s all you get to “eat.” Stupid.
Last night, I needed to stop buy the grocery store to buy more beets** and I had to walk right past the chicken strips. I FUCKING LOVE CHICKEN STRIPS!! (<— hey, maybe one of the reasons why I am a fatass????) And furthermore, it is stupid Bagel-Day in the office. Stupidstupidstupid.
This is extra hard because I don’t have anyone else to blame for my misery. This is all my doing. I really like blaming other people for my problems, it makes me feel good.
So, whatever, I’m sad but I’ll be healthy. Ugh.
** Beets make my urine super red. It is disturbing and weird. TMI – you’re welcome.